Josh Duhamel

A sort of Ambien/No-Doz cocktail likely to send all but fanboy brains into self-protective shutoff mode.

Never in the field of blockbuster movies has so much been spent on so little.

Can I interest you in a nice nap?

I tell ya, I haven't heard this much talk about ball-dropping since the junior high locker room.

Intensely juvenile, casually sexist, and blatantly stupid in ways that few if any over the age of 'T for Teen' or bereft of a Y chromosome could enjoy.

Does Sparks have to treat people like total idiots...?...[A] soulless-cash-grab.

Military-Industrial Uncomplicated...Despite the theme that “Magic does exist” (“It was found long ago. Inside a crashed alien ship”), The Last Knight is all mirthless jokes and thrill-less mayhem.