Megan Fox

A sort of Ambien/No-Doz cocktail likely to send all but fanboy brains into self-protective shutoff mode.

Never in the field of blockbuster movies has so much been spent on so little.

Sets thoughts swirling about three bitch-goddesses: the teenage variety (namely Megan Fox’s Jennifer), “success” in the commercial cinema, and that fickle mistress called hype.

Mostly succeeds on its own merits...[but] many comedic and musical distractions pad the 134-minute running time and stray from the implicit promise of that title: the film has little to say about middle age...

'Blackout comedy' for the Comic-Con set, the nerd's Laugh-In...all in good fun.

To be fair, this isn't War and Peace. It's a movie with a nunchuk-wielding reptile standing over six feet tall, drooling over pizza, and making boner jokes about Megan Fox.