Sarah Michelle Gellar

The archetypal haunted house story might be more effective as a campfire story which takes ten minutes to tell...as a 90-minute movie, it's a crushing bore.

If Shimizu's aging idea of rage-made wraiths were true, caterwauling critics would be crawling all over the multiplex right about now.

A reasonably well-made low-end pic that serves as a cautionary tale for callow teens.

What can I say about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that the title doesn't economically express?