Jonathan Liebesman

Ours is not to question why; ours is but to watch 'em die.

Neuron-rotting brain candy: an empty action exercise made up of empty calories. That'd be fine, if only it were sweet.

To be fair, this isn't War and Peace. It's a movie with a nunchuk-wielding reptile standing over six feet tall, drooling over pizza, and making boner jokes about Megan Fox.