Kevin Heffernan

[Chandrasekhar:] The props people came up with the just perfect melons, and photographed them in a way that, you know, you really want to go at 'em a little bit.

A surprisingly engaging entry in the stupid comedy sweepstakes, and sure to become a minor cult favorite.

Knows it's a dumb movie and plugs ahead cheerily and without pretention...but the jokes quickly run thin.