Vanessa Ferlito

A rubbernecker's movie....There's a new Zalman King in town, and his name is Lee Daniels.

Though the carpe diem theme comes as something of a surprise, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps makes its political points, with 'moral hazard'—the dark side of second chances—the film’s punny refrain.

The awfulness of the narrative is plain to see, and yet...no one can say Stand Up Guys lacks personality.