Jennifer Love Hewitt

You know, I don't remember the fart and pee jokes in The Wizard of Oz or the old Disney classics or the Muppet movies. Crotch-biting, of course, comes from a long tradition. Hmm.

A reasonably well-made low-end pic that serves as a cautionary tale for callow teens.

Needless to say, logic takes a holiday, just not in the Bahamas.