Elias Koteas

Schwarzenegger's Brewer remarks, 'If I don't do it, it seems no one else will,' but that's a lousy excuse for...a multi-million dollar mistake like this one.

Unsubtle...A disappointment for adults, [but] still qualifies as a peppy object lesson for would-be overachievers.

What can I say about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that the title doesn't economically express?