Louis Leterrier

The Dickensian trials of a poor shackled martial artist, but save your great expectations for the next summer action movie.

Transporter 2 has the narrative skills and libido of a newly pubescent boy.

The Incredible Hulk gets 'er done, but while  "Hulk smash!" is essential, it's also undeniably uninteresting when handed over to a computer.

Leading man Sam Worthington exacerbates the film’s downbeat tone: as Perseus, Worthington remains a credible but basically charisma-free actor.

So preposterous in its particulars, so ludicrous in its lowdown, that you're liable to kick yourself silly for having bothered to play along.