English teacher: "You're a good writer. Of course what you wrote--your mom and your brother and all that--it's a little exaggerated. Isn't it?" "I wish."
the long road to independence
atom bomb 1953
Kevin Bacon
Troy Garity
David Koechner
Eric McCormack
Nick Stahl
Steven Weber
flighty mother who's nevertheless a sort of expert in spontaneous self-preservation
"Never, never look in the rear view mirror, darling. It makes no difference what's behind you."
search for a husband
New York Boston Pittsburgh St. Louis Los Angeles
limp-wristed, Hollywood-obsessed stepbrother
withering sarcasm
a gift for aphorisms "A woman never appears more intelligent to a man than when she's listening to him."
judgmental sister
The Catcher in the Rye