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Orlando Bloom
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Ned Kelly (2004)
Troy (2004)
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
A confused and confusing compromise at best and a dull obfuscation of history at worst.
Elizabethtown (2005)
A character plans out a 42-hour-and-11 minute journey accompanied by a 16-CD soundtrack....
Elizabethtown
feels every bit as long and music-saturated...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
As if to mock the film's all-trappings, no-sense agenda, Depp's Sparrow gets off the film's sole sign of verbal wit: 'Look! An undead monkey!'
Haven (2006)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Rum should be mandatory for every man, woman, and child misguidedly attempting to make sense of the frantic
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
.
The Kingdom (2007)
New York, I Love You (2009)
Some of the twelve short films are nice enough, some are shaky and a few are outright awful...
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