Charles Dance

Dance allows Dench to overact her lovestruck nervousness...By the time he stages a hay-baling montage, you'll have had enough of this close-but-no-cigar misfire.

Considered a dunderheaded big-budget flop in its day, Last Action Hero looks considerably better now in its creative self-parody.

It's time to get cra-zay, Alien fans.

The sort of film to starkly divide audiences: hard cases will wince at the clichés and Clarke’s performance; starry-eyed weepie fans will get what they came for.