Role Models (2008)

Extreme Green

Minotaur Energy Drink

Minotaur Man

Taste the Beast

10 years

"You have lost the ability to take any joy in life." (Banks)

"I'm 35 years old. I got nothing to show for my life."

Sturdy Wings

Jane Lynch

"like a young Marvin Hamlisch"

"Do what makes you happy."

LAIRE (Live Action Interactive Role-playing Explorers), like LARP

Blufgan

KISS

Wings "Love Take Me Down (To the Streets)" by Charles Gansa and A.D. Miles (lead vocal by Rain's Joey Curatolo)

Esplen, a.k.a. Sarah

State alumni

"I'd be psyched if he was my kid."